"Fingers"
Originally uploaded by UnkArl.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I am proud to announce the incoming introduction of the Hippy Patriot Act in the USAss.

As of Monday 42nd February 2008 A.D., all foreign travelers and hippies arriving at Chicago O’Hippy Airport or any other damn US airport will have their hands cut of and then sent either to Guantanamo for 5 years or to Italian Parliament for 5 days. [The travelers, not their hands.]

Any passenger found of not being a terrorist at all after having served the "precautionary freedom limitation with fries", will be provided with a free daily supply of Cheeseburgers and freedom fries for 20 years.